- What auditor?! We just conducted it
Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2025 4:45 am
- Probably tomorrow, I came to pick up some documents in advance.
- Let's go to the department.
- Yuri, who is this?
- Ah, they will conduct an information security audit for us and make recommendations for the budget and settings...
- Look at you, you're an important person.
- Of course. How much money they give us depends on her, so shut up and quickly make a pass.
- Here is your pass, please!
Another ten minutes passed.
- Here is your place, here is the network, here is the composition, passwords, access, strategies, etc.
It was past midday.
- Thank you very much! Wait for the report!
- All the best!
Half an hour passed.
- Yuri, an auditor has arrived to see you at the checkpoint, will you meet him?
- Well, I don’t know, come meet me!
- Good afternoon! I am the IT manager.
- Hello, Yuri. I'm Petr Mikhailov, in audit...
- Uh... can I see your documents?
— Please, where can I also colombia whatsapp data my travel expenses?
Next, a silent scene from The Government Inspector...
- Petrovich, you can't do this. You'll give the guys a heart attack!
- They saw a pretty face, and their brains went crazy. Okay, you can't get caught by a pretty girl now, but what are the chances that you won't fall for something else? So, this cute girl will give you a lecture... Will you accept?
- With my dear soul!
- Let's go to the department.
- Yuri, who is this?
- Ah, they will conduct an information security audit for us and make recommendations for the budget and settings...
- Look at you, you're an important person.
- Of course. How much money they give us depends on her, so shut up and quickly make a pass.
- Here is your pass, please!
Another ten minutes passed.
- Here is your place, here is the network, here is the composition, passwords, access, strategies, etc.
It was past midday.
- Thank you very much! Wait for the report!
- All the best!
Half an hour passed.
- Yuri, an auditor has arrived to see you at the checkpoint, will you meet him?
- Well, I don’t know, come meet me!
- Good afternoon! I am the IT manager.
- Hello, Yuri. I'm Petr Mikhailov, in audit...
- Uh... can I see your documents?
— Please, where can I also colombia whatsapp data my travel expenses?
Next, a silent scene from The Government Inspector...
- Petrovich, you can't do this. You'll give the guys a heart attack!
- They saw a pretty face, and their brains went crazy. Okay, you can't get caught by a pretty girl now, but what are the chances that you won't fall for something else? So, this cute girl will give you a lecture... Will you accept?
- With my dear soul!