“Who has a proposition?”
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2025 10:10 am
No, he has no other argument. And you know what? It works.
It's… no, really, it's just like the rest of the movie. No justification. Who cares.
So, the army gives them a studio? A one-bedroom apartment in Limoges? A prefabricated laboratory?
No: it is handing over one of its government agencies to them, including the lab and staff, in its entirety!
BUT? THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR THAT!
It's a good thing our heroes didn't ask for the keys to the city, otherwise I have a job function email database feeling the guys would have given them the country.
While the audience sobs in frustration, our idiots lean on a railing above their new laboratory, smiling.
" We need a team name.
" "Oh, why?
" "Because we're together now.
" "And what does that have to do with sauerkraut? As soon as four people are together, they need a name? Does every belote table have its own? "
Wait, I'm speeding up a bit to the part where Reed, after digging his fingers into their brains, convinces them it's a good idea.
“Me! Torch and his torches!”
This is the truthful dialogue once again. " Burnt " would, however, be a more accurate description of the entire film. As well as the state of its crew during the crime that was its production.
But finally, after a stupid dialogue where Ben says it's fantastic to have made it this far, Reed suggests...
“FANTASTIC 4!”
Oh really? But what... eh? But? Oh well... THE END.
Yes. That's all.
No, I haven't forgotten the rest. There just isn't one.
So, basically, there were only two scenes in the movie: the moment they get their powers, and the moment they go and slap Viktor. In between? Absolutely nothing happened.
Well. It was worth rebooting, as we say among computer technicians.
The film's allegory: a moving, talking turd.
It's… no, really, it's just like the rest of the movie. No justification. Who cares.
So, the army gives them a studio? A one-bedroom apartment in Limoges? A prefabricated laboratory?
No: it is handing over one of its government agencies to them, including the lab and staff, in its entirety!
BUT? THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR THAT!
It's a good thing our heroes didn't ask for the keys to the city, otherwise I have a job function email database feeling the guys would have given them the country.
While the audience sobs in frustration, our idiots lean on a railing above their new laboratory, smiling.
" We need a team name.
" "Oh, why?
" "Because we're together now.
" "And what does that have to do with sauerkraut? As soon as four people are together, they need a name? Does every belote table have its own? "
Wait, I'm speeding up a bit to the part where Reed, after digging his fingers into their brains, convinces them it's a good idea.
“Me! Torch and his torches!”
This is the truthful dialogue once again. " Burnt " would, however, be a more accurate description of the entire film. As well as the state of its crew during the crime that was its production.
But finally, after a stupid dialogue where Ben says it's fantastic to have made it this far, Reed suggests...
“FANTASTIC 4!”
Oh really? But what... eh? But? Oh well... THE END.
Yes. That's all.
No, I haven't forgotten the rest. There just isn't one.
So, basically, there were only two scenes in the movie: the moment they get their powers, and the moment they go and slap Viktor. In between? Absolutely nothing happened.
Well. It was worth rebooting, as we say among computer technicians.
The film's allegory: a moving, talking turd.