What if I catch one?

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The selfie stick is very easy to raise in captivity, since it barely notices its own environment. If you regularly leave it food adapted to its diet, namely burgers that it can take pictures of and stuff from Starbucks, there's a good chance it will never even discover that it is locked in a two-square-meter cell. You can take it out to show it to your friends if you feel like it, but be careful not to pass near a FNAC, in which case it might go and try to buy an overpriced camera there so that it can call itself a "photographer" on its Facebook page. Yes, a bit like the Mogwai, there are prohibitions or it will mutate.

So, fellow hunters, after all that, if you still want to be one of the nerds who industry email list spend fortunes shooting animals that don't move, and display ugly trophies in your living rooms, you really are bad buccaneers. Because there are much more modern, mobile and fun ways to hunt, believe it!

And by the way, if I could have some of them to cover me during my holidays, that would be nice (I also remind our friends in Toulouse that I will be at their place next week as is the annual tradition, so please watch Facebook or Twitter for when I post the day, time and place if you are interested!).

Well, where was I?

Oh yeah. Diego? Before you close the trunk, can you pass me the rogue's selfie stick if you haven't put it in yet? There, I'll be a second. Hmmmm... concentrate... there, I'll give it back. You can go. What did I do? Oh, nothing.

“You see, my little Benji, I haven't been idle. Look at these screens with hundreds and hundreds of portraits.
” “Is this a dating site?
” “No, you stupid idiot! These are all the agents who have mysteriously died in recent years. From every agency and nation in the world! Look, the guys we killed at the opera: the fake musician was a former Israeli secret service agent, officially killed in a go-kart accident four years ago. And the fake police officer? A former German service agent, supposedly killed by tourista at a Mexican party that got out of hand a year ago. And Jean-Jacques the Bone Breaker, ditto! He should have choked trying to eat a Starbucks pastry three years ago.