John Connor back in time to become its programmer?

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And why yet another annoying child? Why not something more original? Like an elephant seal or a box of pralines? No, a child? Fine. That also has a praline side, mind you, but let's move on.

The opportunity to discover who is the main programmer of Genisys, namely… John Connor! Returning from the future to program everything and make Skynet and… and…

Okay, let's assume this makes sense. After all, John Connor did send Kyle Reese back in time to become his father. So why wouldn't Skynet send

But then in this case: why does Skynet spend its time sending robots into buy phone number list the past to prevent ITS OWN FATHER FROM BEING BORN?

Diego, cigar. Thank you. Diego, brandy. Thank you. Diego, nuclear apocalypse. Diego? Yeah, well, you're on top of things, kiddo. I'm not interested in the nitty-gritty of dirty work.

Well, while Diego tries to end this world, let's try to end this movie.

So, John Connor is having fun coding Skynet discreetly in the middle of Genisys within Gigi Enterprise. No one has noticed anything, we just tell him that we "don't  understand anything about his code  " (another developer who doesn't comment, annoying) but that hey, it works, so it's okay.

Incidentally, in the company's basement, John also launched a project that his employers agreed to finance...

…the time machine!

Oh yeah. Just like that. Between two accounting software releases, the guys thought, hey, let's give twelve billion dollars to an employee who came out of nowhere (from the future, to be exact) to develop their little idea for a space-time machine?

That's how they are at Gigi's. Do you want your Monday? A thirteenth month? A time machine? We can talk about it without worry.
Normal.

Not everything is working: for now, only the magnetic field works, which isn't very useful. But John smiles wryly: tomorrow, Skynet will be launched. Will take control of the world. Will launch the Last Judgment. And then he'll have all the time in the world to develop his machine and use it to... uh... well... but yesss... you know, he'll have won, so he'll really need it. For example... to win again?

God, this is stupid. This movie doesn't spend its time breaking its face: it rolls in its own filth.

But what about our friends Grandpa, Kyle, and Sarah in their hideout? Well, while they're busy preparing weapons and explosives to blow up Gigi Enterprise, guess who comes to disturb them? John Connor.